StatusWork and Monday status
For everyone who has typed "per my last mail" with a straight face.
English
Monday again. Who approved this?
Running on tea, deadlines and hope.
My salary and I had a short meeting. It left early.
Out of office in my head since Friday.
This meeting could have been a message. This message could have been nothing.
Weekend: loading. Please do not switch off.
I work well under pressure. I do not enjoy it, but I work.
Friday evening is a small festival.
Laptop closed. Life opened.
Productive today. Do not ask about yesterday.
Salary day: the one day my bank app smiles.
Sunday night has a special kind of silence.
Work hard, log off harder.
हिन्दी
सोमवार फिर आ गया, बिना बुलाए।
काम बहुत है, चाय उससे ज़्यादा ज़रूरी है।
सैलरी आई, सैलरी गई। बीच में मैं खड़ा रह गया।
शुक्रवार की शाम, हफ़्ते भर का इनाम।
छुट्टी का दिन सबसे जल्दी बीतता है।
मीटिंग लंबी थी, नतीजा छोटा।
आज काम पूरा किया। कृपया ताली बजाएँ।
रविवार की रात और सोमवार की फ़िक्र।
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